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13

Apr

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

harrygiggle:

for those of us who can’t go to coachella this year [LISTEN HERE]

pauldilfnello:

Stephen sings the song with which he wants to end the show.

11

Apr

02

Apr

Dan Harmon:
I want to communicate. I'm going to step forward holding my hands in a non violent manner and I say, "Guys you are us, we are you. That means you don't want to do this either. Let's not do it together and we'll have twice as much a chance at that working. Of that working. You're probably drunk too a couple articles and prepositions aren't going to bug you. I wait for your answer take all the time you want." I step back.
Spencer:
In unison the four draw their weapons.
Dan Harmon:
You’re a fucking dick, Spencer! And you were born a dick and you’re gonna die a dick! You’re vindictive and you’re petty. This is why people don’t like Dungeons and Dragons! They think of nerds as being these people with all this anger welling inside them and they take it out on dice and things or they...Maybe we should go out on a football field and fuck each other up! If that's what you want! If you like pain! If you like discomfort LET'S GO PLAY FOOTBALL! You know this is supposed to be about fun! I don't wanna die! It's Mother's Day! She loves season four [of Community] If I die she won't even care! She won't notice! She was quoting lines I wasn't even there! She won't notice! She only knows I exist because of the fucking television and she's going, "Oh that was a good one!"

30

Mar

lindsayellingsonn:

This guys reason to leave his door unlocked is so beautiful. 

What do you say to people who make the argument that legalizing drugs will increase usage?
First thing I ask them is, “If it’s legal tomorrow, what drug are you going to use? Cocaine, heroin, meth?” Bottom line is, no one ever says, “Yeah, I can’t wait to go try meth.” Drugs are so easy to get that anyone who wants to use them can get them already. Even in prison you can get them. In all of America, there is not one drug-free prison. If you can’t keep drugs out of a prison, how are you going to keep drugs out of a free society?

Neill Franklin interviewed by Roc Morin at AlterNet. Former Undercover Drug Narc on Why Police Don’t Bust White People and How He Turned Against Drug War 

He helped wage the drug war. Now he’s fighting to end it.

(via protoslacker)

28

Mar

(Source: hipsterzombiejoint)

21

Mar

spicybutthole:

look at her face

she on a mission

spicybutthole:

look at her face

image

she on a mission

image

(Source: thegirlisbad)

tastefullyoffensive:

Donut Mitosis

tastefullyoffensive:

Donut Mitosis

(Source: forriademorest)